dirtyovercoats:

some au ideas for your otp:

  • au where one rescues the other from a terrible place, like hell or purgatory
  • au where one of them convinces the other to give up everything they’ve ever known for the sake of humanity
  • au where one pledges to help the other lose their…

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asmilinggoddess:

prettyflyforabow-tie:

asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

I’d assumed his account would have been frozen

that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that

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safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

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the-question-why:

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

It’s not even Halloween?!

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

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Anonymous said: Have you ever had an STI? Do you practice safe sex? Do you get regular check ups? I'm scared to go get checked out :(

dirtyberd:

No, yes, and yes! If you are responsible enough to have sex, you HAVE to be responsible enough to get tested regularly. Remember that you’re not only putting yourself in danger, but future partners too. Don’t be a shitty person, go get checked out ! It is very relieving and gives you major peace of mind too, you’ll be so happy you did it.

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nothingidputbeforeyou:

I completely forgot about this moment in the season 6 gag reel.

Misha came up with a really good Soulless Sam Wincest fic prompt.

 Now I REALLY want to read that story.

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liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

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